The Pesto Manifesto

In which the tome that deals with the First Challenge of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is revealed. The scribe of the book was Pesto, a midget created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Pesto Manifesto, as it came to be known, was created by His Noodliness to aid in the battle of His First Challenge, as predicted by the omniscient Holy Monster.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Verse 65

On the creation of Pesto:

And Lo, His Noodliness did create and a mountain, and some trees, and a midget. And the midget was good, and His Noodliness did dub him Pesto.

And Pesto looketh forth apon the mountain, and the trees, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he sayeth "What the hell is that?". And the Flying Spaghetti Monster did respond "It is a mountain, and some trees". Respondeth Pesto, "OK cool".


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