Verse 452
On the split between His Noodliness and Jesus:
And the Flying Spaghetti Monster did call Jesus and Pesto before him, and he sayeth unto Jesus "No more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo", apon which Jesus turned on Pesto, yelling "We had a great racket going - why did you have to rat me out?". Pesto responded "Your dad's omiscient, dumbass". And Jesus said "Oh. Yeah." and did look at his feet for a while before shouting "Screw this. I'm out of here".
After Jesus had left, Pesto looke up at His Noodliness and said, "It's alright chief, things will sort themselves out." But the Flying Spaghetti Monster responded, "No, this is just the beginning", for he knew that as sure as fear leads to anger and that anger leads to hate, that this would have repercussions for millenia - up to and beyond the time of His First Challenge.
posted by Transcriber of the Pesto Manifesto @ 7:29 PM
4 Comments:
way to kill a pretty funny joke.
p.s. i don't mean to imply that your pesto blog was ever funny, but simply that the original drawing of the FSM was.
If all you found funny was the drawing, you are probably not in the target audience for this site.
For future reference, the target audience is literate Pastafarians. That is who the tome was transcribed for.
If you don't like the Manifesto, you are really not going to like being cast into the Boiling Void by His Noodliness
RAmen fellow believer
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