The Pesto Manifesto

In which the tome that deals with the First Challenge of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is revealed. The scribe of the book was Pesto, a midget created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Pesto Manifesto, as it came to be known, was created by His Noodliness to aid in the battle of His First Challenge, as predicted by the omniscient Holy Monster.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Verse 421

On the youth of Jesus:

And Jesus did wander through the city, and tales spread of him curing many blind midgets. And Pesto did follow him, and gave the appearance of being cured many times, and with him was carried the tip jar.

And Jesus said unto Pesto, "Bringeth some wine into the kitchen by the back way, and I will enter by the front, and we will hit the big time".

And with the passing of time, Jesus became a local celebrity.

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