The Pesto Manifesto

In which the tome that deals with the First Challenge of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is revealed. The scribe of the book was Pesto, a midget created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Pesto Manifesto, as it came to be known, was created by His Noodliness to aid in the battle of His First Challenge, as predicted by the omniscient Holy Monster.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Update

So far, to the best of my knowledge, no one has come forward with proof that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I originally intended to transcribe the necessary portions as the challenges came in, however, due to the lack of challenges to date, I most highly recommend that those looking to read His Noodly word refer to His Bible, as seen on the venganza.org forums.

Updates will occur as I become aware of any challenges. I should point at that His Noodliness seems to highly encourage ad hominen attacks in addition to total logical destruction of entries to the challenge.

RAmen

The Most Humble Transcriber of the Pesto Manifesto.

2 Comments:

At 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing as how you're totally off the accepted concept of the FSM's 'being' you got no appendage to stand on, dude.

Invisible transmorphopological deities don't mess around in the faiths of other deities if they have any manners. And FSM does.

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love pesto. For some great pesto recipes, check out: http://iheartpesto.blogspot.com

 

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